The 1 Mistake Edison Nissan Made To Turn Me Off

Edison Nissan ServiceI went to Edison Nissan once before to fix my old car’s trunk door, which I blogged about here. This experience was equally as interesting, but in a bad way.

I spoke to Jennifer Reeves and things went typically went I got an oil change for my new car, which I’ve also blogged about. I was told the oil change would be a half hour, but it took an hour and a half. Yikes on the timing, but I did read a book and snagged some more business cards for my collection.

The most interesting thing took place after my service was done. I went outside to leave for the day and noticed something was missing: my special business card license plate holder.

Business Card License Plate Holder

Enraged, I asked where my license plate holder was and I was told by the “valet” that he took it off since their policy is to change the license plate holders & he couldn’t find me to ask my permission to take it off. So it was decided for me for it to be taken off.

What the fuck Edison Nissan? That is the biggest load of crap I’ve ever heard and I once heard a morbidly obese screaming turd family of 15. With the “we ask only if we can find you policy”, would they have made a $1000 repair if I didn’t consent and went to the bathroom?

Even though Jennifer Reeves was nice as can be, it still doesn’t take the bad taste out of my mouth from the “valet”. Dick move Edison Nissan. Dick move.

Business Card Count: 31,952


  1. FUCK EDISON NISSAN. If you are searching the Internet for a car and find your way to this bunch of shit-heels, move away quickly. The price for the cars on their website is $2000 less than they expect you to pay. Way down at the bottom of the vehicle listing page is this piece of shit notice.

    “*”Price includes all costs to be paid by consumer, except for licensing costs, registration fees, and taxes.” Any monetary discount coupon cannot be combined with any advertised discount or offer; not redeemable for cash, cannot be applied towards prior purchases. Advertised prices reflects Dealer Discounts. $2000 Edison Nissan Loyalty Incentive (the primary buyer must have purchased or leased a vehicle from Edison Nissan in the last 3 Years, and must be using that vehicle as a trade-in.). Must print and present Vehicle Pricing page as coupon. Some pre-owned vehicles are prior rental vehicles. Please confirm with dealer as to prior acquisition.Visit dealer for most current information.”

    Wasted an evening driving there only to discover this horse-shit.

    Fuck them.

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