Hitting the Motherload (A While Ago)

Business CardsI mentioned in a previous blog post that some of my friends and family actually collect business cards for me from their adventures. I’ve procrastinated writing this for a couple of months just because other business cards I’ve collected have taken precedent.

Anyway, I got a mother load of business cards from my Uncle Skip and Aunt Ellen a couple of months ago when I last saw them. I don’t see them often, but they usually bring me a heaping pile of business cards when I do.

My uncle recently retired, as did my aunt, so they have been taking some pretty nifty vacations. What does that mean? I get business cards from some pretty interesting places that I would never see otherwise.

Business CardsBut that’s not the only thing that I get. I also get to know their habits through the amount of times I see certain business cards, such as a a bunch of business cards from a Staples… sound familiar?

For example, these eight business cards are places that I’ve seen for years. I know I’ve seen some of them at least 10 times. Hell, there are multiple copies of each of these.

I see this from other people I get cards from also. Is it sad that I know the eating habits of people I don’t see often?

Probably.

Business CardsMy uncle also likes to humor me when giving me a bunch of business cards.

He throws in some non-business cards just to be funny keep me entertained while sorting through them. Whether it’s an expired credit card, a coupon or even those old-style phone cards (who uses those anymore?), I can always expect some surprises when sorting through the cards I get from them.

I appreciate all of the business cards I get from them, whether they’re from Long Island, Queens, Manhattan, Wildwood, Massachusetts, Hawaii, St. Maarten, St. Martin (yes, they’re different places) or even Australia.

Like a Kid in a Candy Store

I went to Staples with Beth and I felt like a kid in a candy store. Well, a kid in an office supply store that happens to sell candy at the cash register in the “impulse buy” section along with noise-making key chains and wacky Post-It Notes.

I’ve been to enough Staples stores to know the drill about finding the most business cards. Step one was straight to the Copy & Print center, which yielded some good booty:

Staples NJ

I snagged seven business cards in a matter of 15 seconds. One associate asks “can I help you?” Nope, I’m good. Finally found my girlfriend and as we walked to the register, we passed the mobile section.

Staples NJ

Looks like I grabbed a couple of more. Of course, being a weekend, there’s a line. Out of the corner of my eye, I see the Easy Tech section, as well as…

Staples NJ

Another three cards, including the last one of an employee who was not listed as someone who works there anymore. That’s a real score in my book. I’m thrilled to add 12 more unique business cards to my collection.

I didn’t buy any candy though, so it wasn’t a total win.